Due to recent heightened security - the "incoming goods" inspection stations at the Freeland City limits have increased the tenacity of their inspections to ensure the residents of Freeland are safe.
Some incoming "goods" have been confiscated for further inspection and have been sent to Honest John's for resell.
The "Port-O-Johns" we detained for suspicion of containing 'stink bombs' and the 'Giant Gum Drop' truck was detained for excessive amounts of sugar and No. 3 Red Dye. Al's truck was suspected of harboring 'rats and moles' and the Bilboard Sign truck was detained for being an eyesore. |